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Post by bender on Apr 25, 2006 19:39:38 GMT -5
Bacically this is a thing me and andy talked about earlier today. I made a little story to go wiht it
So one day Jesus wants to fight God for some reason
God Ha you could never beat me I rule the entire univerce plus I give you your power
Jesus but I help people then buddah would come walking in and say somethign like Buddah You two shouldent fight you should find your inner peace
God Cha right? Like I am going to take information from you Tubsy Wubsy
Buddah alright that does it it is time for me to kick your ass
Then Zuce would come in and say something like Zuce Hey you guys cant have a fight wiht out me
Then Mr Spack and Captain Kerk would come in be all like Spack You all may be good but I bet you cant do this
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Post by bender on Apr 25, 2006 21:32:31 GMT -5
Crap I was kicked out and had to log in again I dont want to typ the rest of the story yet But you will hear the ending or will you ? Now I have to watch Futurama
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Post by bender on Apr 28, 2006 21:07:19 GMT -5
Any ways where was I oh yeah... Then bender comes out of nowhere an scares away buddah with a machine gun. However Juesus Attacks bender wiht holy but then God takes a way Jesuses Powes and Bender bends Jesus to a complete 90 degree angle. Zuce Electricutes Bender but that makes bender more powerful in fact it gave him so much power he was like a god. Then He smited Captain Kerk and Mr.Spack and stabbed Zuce in the heart with a broken beer botle. That was just enough to scare away god. Then his next primary objective was ventureing to the land that he used to live and smite the people there that took his show off the air. However his batle isnt over yet and it wont be untill futurama is back on the air. So where this story go when will it all end we honestly do not know But we do know he Commaded Matt G to create 4 full length straght to DVD futurama movies. So powerful that ever futurama Fan in the univerce wont be able to resist it then he will have enough money to bring the show back on to fox however that day is so far off and yet it is so verry near. Only you can decide what happens next do you belive in this show enough to buy all 4 movies or not?
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Post by bender on Apr 28, 2006 21:07:44 GMT -5
ALL RIGHT WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR ZUCE!
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Post by bender on Apr 28, 2006 21:08:04 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow]JK
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Post by bender on Apr 28, 2006 21:08:45 GMT -5
AW CRAP I FORGOT ALL ABOUT SATAN OH WELL LETS JUST SAY FOX IS SATAN
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Post by bloodknight2000 on Apr 29, 2006 20:50:22 GMT -5
satan try to get it right bender.
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Post by bender on Apr 30, 2006 15:22:12 GMT -5
Hang on I will fix it
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Post by Bootycall4you on May 5, 2006 15:52:43 GMT -5
yes u better
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Post by bender on May 5, 2006 15:53:38 GMT -5
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Post by Bootycall4you on May 5, 2006 15:53:52 GMT -5
cool
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Post by bender on May 5, 2006 15:57:52 GMT -5
That happend like a week ago
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Post by Bootycall4you on May 5, 2006 15:58:51 GMT -5
ryan check ur priviate message
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Post by bender on May 5, 2006 18:34:28 GMT -5
ryan check ur priviate message Fine
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Post by baseball4life on May 6, 2006 15:55:59 GMT -5
Our god is an awesome god he reins from heaven above wiht wisdom power and might our god is an awesome god Our god is an awesome god he reins from heaven above wiht wisdom power and might our god is an awesome god Our god is an awesome god he reins from heaven above wiht wisdom power and might our god is an awesome god our god is an awesome GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD! ;D oh yeah and jesus to
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Post by bloodknight2000 on May 6, 2006 20:34:59 GMT -5
just wondering are you a insane christian?
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Post by bender on May 6, 2006 22:38:41 GMT -5
No that is an acctual church song I heard it at my church and at connect wiht sam. However I am not that religous I cant even remember the last time I was in church however my mom keeps on bitchin because we dont go. I am sorry mom but I have a thing called a life and if I am to sacrifice half of 1 of the 2 days I have off then I might go crazy.I am saying I dont beleve in god I just dont want to go to church. I should start a religon called the half christain where you want to beleve in god but you dont want to go to church. I am sure tons of americans would join it ;D
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Post by bloodknight2000 on May 8, 2006 12:45:36 GMT -5
sam quit making extra profiles
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Post by Bootycall4you on May 8, 2006 14:48:19 GMT -5
its bender on ivisible girls account any way would i say bender could kicks gogs butt huh
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Post by bender on May 8, 2006 16:55:32 GMT -5
its bender on ivisible girls account any way would i say bender could kicks gogs butt huh Lets see here Go to Church and worship god or go to alexes house and watch futurama on a big screen in his finished basement ohhhhhhhhh this is a tough on on one hand we have every episode of futurama ever crated but then on the other Hand we have Church uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lets see Go to church 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to church or ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................watch futurama ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ yeah you know what I think I am going to go wiht Futurama on this one
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Post by bloodknight2000 on May 9, 2006 13:01:09 GMT -5
same ;D
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Post by Bootycall4you on Jun 1, 2006 16:20:24 GMT -5
Dido
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Post by bender on Aug 23, 2006 12:59:55 GMT -5
its bender on ivisible girls account any way would i say bender could kicks gogs butt huh Lets see here Go to Church and worship god or go to alexes house and watch futurama on a big screen in his finished basement ohhhhhhhhh this is a tough on on one hand we have every episode of futurama ever crated but then on the other Hand we have Church uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lets see Go to church 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watch futurama................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................go to church or ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................watch futurama ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ yeah you know what I think I am going to go wiht Futurama on this one watching futurama is the equivalant of going to church
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Post by Bootycall4you on Aug 23, 2006 13:55:43 GMT -5
im sure
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Post by bender on Aug 24, 2006 16:05:13 GMT -5
acctually yes it is
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Post by Bootycall4you on Aug 24, 2006 19:37:57 GMT -5
ok bender
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Post by Ab!zaga on Aug 26, 2006 11:19:17 GMT -5
LOL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Bootycall4you on Aug 26, 2006 17:35:24 GMT -5
good 4 you
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Post by Ab!zaga on Aug 27, 2006 13:49:38 GMT -5
Your momma.
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Post by Bootycall4you on Aug 28, 2006 12:56:12 GMT -5
Your momma. i blow my nose on you your mother was a hapster and your father smelt of elderberry
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